Category: Baked goods

Lofthouse Patriotic Cookies: The domestic food terrorism

Lofthouse Patriotic Cookies: The domestic food terrorism

[ 4 ] June 27, 2012 |

Do you know what irritates me the most every time I visit the local Walmart grocery? It’s the exposition of Lofthouse Cookies stacked on the shelves right by the entrance so that no one could miss them. Those miserable talentless junk-food cookies change their names and artificial colors according to the seasons and holidays but sadly […]

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Oreo cookies: processed and toxic

Oreo cookies: processed and toxic

[ 2 ] May 13, 2012 |

Although recently reviewed Oreo Milk’s Favorite sandwich cookies of Craft Foods/Nabisco are far from being the best nutritious choice, they, at least, don’t contain potentially dangerous food additives (read Behavior, Learning and Health: The Dietary Connection). Oreo Ice Cream cookies represent completely different case: a variety of four artificial food colorants is included. Therefore, the […]

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Oreo cookies: processed but not toxic

Oreo cookies: processed but not toxic

[ 0 ] May 2, 2012 |

In my opinion, Lofthouse Cookies stacked at every Walmart store belong to the “food terrorism” category in America. Different only in colors of icing they are always made of dozens of non-nutritional and toxic ingredients. Make no mistake, your Oreo cookie is also highly processed composition of refined macronutrients  and food additives, but at least […]

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Food Terrorism: Rainbow Blast Cake

Food Terrorism: Rainbow Blast Cake

[ 0 ] April 27, 2012 |

Beware people of America, here is an aggressive psycho-colored product designed to destroy you, your children, kill your fertility and make you wandering purposelessly around like the living dead. Here it is, Rainbow Blast Cake of Bakery of Walmart: “Vibrantly-colored cake, iced with Vanilla Buttercrème Icing, topped with confetti sprinkles.” Just look at that play-doh  […]

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Austin Zoo Animal Crackers

Austin Zoo Animal Crackers

[ 2 ] April 14, 2012 |

Animal cracker, according to the Wikipedia refers to a small cracker or cookie baked in the shape of animal, usually an animal one might see at a zoo, such as lion, tiger, bear or elephant.  Normally animal crackers are less sweet than cookies. A serving of 30 g of Kellogg’s Austin Zoo Animal Crackers contain […]

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belVita Biscuits: Worth trying!

belVita Biscuits: Worth trying!

[ 2 ] March 10, 2012 |

Last November Kraft Foods announced its intentions to introduce belVita in the USA, which was sold in Europe for the last decade (what took them so long to bring a healthy product to America?) marked the food company’s re-entrance into grain-based breakfasts. When I first spotted belVita Blueberry on Walmart shelves, I pulled out my […]

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Enjoy Goldfish crackers!

Enjoy Goldfish crackers!

[ 0 ] February 25, 2012 |

Here is a pack of Goldfish snack crackers baked with real cheese by Pepperidge Farm. It is also stated that this is a natural product with no artificial preservatives and 0 g Trans Fat. Let’s see what is inside. DyeDiet RECOMMENDED As you see from the green and yellow diagram, risk and nutrition profile of […]

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Valentine’s Day Cookies That Hate You

Valentine’s Day Cookies That Hate You

[ 0 ] January 21, 2012 |

Love, Love, Love… is all you need. That is almost true. But what you also need to support and continue your love is nutritious, loving food. Not the one which secretly hates you, your body and your lover! And yet, here you go, there is blood-red Soft Sugar Cookies of Walmart Bakery, “baked with pride” […]

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Newtons Fruit Thins: Edible cookies!

Newtons Fruit Thins: Edible cookies!

[ 0 ] January 11, 2012 |

Hi there! I can’t wait to gladly tell you that my today’s visit to Walmart grocery nicely surprised me by discovering three new products with nearly zeroed chemical additive risks! Here they are: Great Value Hearty Grains Sea Salt chips, Milk & Granola bars (Kraft Foods) and Newtons Fruit Thins (Kraft Foods). It looks like […]

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Wheat Thins Original: Enjoy!

Wheat Thins Original: Enjoy!

[ 0 ] January 6, 2012 |

There is one essential difference between food manufacturers and food consumers: we, the consumers, want food to be nutritious whereas the manufacturers want food to be sold. This explains why one kind of food even within the same brand produced by the same manufacturer may be healthy and another one, just next to it, may […]

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